it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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