how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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