enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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