okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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