Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is this the sara with the beer cane?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize