Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
did i walk over a car last night?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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