shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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