do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
how drunk are you?
Several
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
