I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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