non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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