They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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