It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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