my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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