im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
No subtext here. People are naked.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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