Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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