I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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