Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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