How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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