Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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