I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
