I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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