No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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