You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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