So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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