i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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