Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Randomize