Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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