escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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