Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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