i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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