I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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