love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.