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• (586): View more from Michigan

  love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"

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  and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."

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  I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.

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• (607): View more from New York

  since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.

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• (805): View more from California

  On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.

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