i permit you to call me
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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