My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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