We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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