Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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