would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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