i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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