im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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