Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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