I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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