I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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