I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Randomize
