I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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