Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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