OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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