i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He did a backflip because drugs
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