is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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