Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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