i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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