I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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