Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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