The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
its not stalking. its research.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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