brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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